There is no fruitier name than that which is not your own!

The literary geniuses of our time find their inspiration from many a varied source... and while it may be only instantly apparent to the dyslexic amongst you, my literary springwells are none other than the culinary Ronald McDonald & The Dalai Lama.

Truth be known, my nom de plume was NOT a pithy attempt to parody the great Chocolatier himself but rather the joyous outcome of an entertaining and enigmatic conversation with a bunch of familial, familiar and soon to be farmier misfits.

So, for the purpose of this torment inspired sojourn I shall now be known as Ronald - Ronald Dhal!